Hanks and Wilson, despite my gut reaction, have been able to obtain rapid treatment not just because they are rich and famous, but because Australia is more on top of it than America.

Kudos. You had good kernel of an idea which was the better use for a flamethrower line. Take ol’ sparky and use it to torch whatever is left of your contract with Jezebel. This angsty teen “shit on everything ‘cause I’m too cool to give a fuck” schtick was rather played out by the late 90's. At least a real critic’s…