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No, people would just kill themselves somewhere else.

Not sure if you were sarcastic — but closing the forest is not the right solution. Should we also close the Golden Gate Bridge? It’s also a hot spot for suicide — do you think closing down the bridge will stop the suicides?

I’m in the middle of Europe, and I’ve only started seeing the TMNT being called “Hero” Turtles since “the age of the internet”, never heard it back in the 80s.

Not since 2003, they haven’t been. Only for legacy stuff.

THRILLHO!!!!!

this demands a edm background track.

Undertale

Layton

In the Loot Box you must wait, until the reviews read 5/5 or 8/8.

This is heartbreaking.

That’s how I feel about most fighters, and I love fighters. The characters can just shut up and I’d be happy. It’s just an endless string of one liners and attack announcements.

Chris Redfield is in this game, too, so I don’t what the point of Winter Soldier is.

I played the Southern Gate stage over and over and over back in the day. Amazing game

It depends on who you ask.

Just gotta hope nobody slams a door!

Good. The Richard Spencer/Charles Murray/Breitbart type of racist wants desperately to be cool. Their entire modus operandi is trying to rebrand the image of “racist” from toothless hick into cool pop culture leader. (These guys are all either failed comics, screenwriters, or academics). They want to be Stephen…