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Bernie?

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

Surprised there weren’t any Donkey Kong references.

I’m an engineer (not a civil engineer) and not an architect, but I really don’t understand how this demolition could have ended any other way. Those houses were so close together (and who knows how they were connected), I just don’t see how one act (demo of the first) could have avoided affecting the other. …

What a pointless existence.

And they seem like pretty good sports. A lot of people I find online are very unsporty (Yes, I am the kind of person against Teabagging).

The interweb provide.

You can still gift, they’re just changing the way gifting works.

Where I live, people mock chinese people by saying “don’t eat their meat, it’s probably dog” and don’t get me started on people talking “like a chinese” in front of them.

Canada is the only place where you can be accepted as you are....unless you’re an indigenous person living there, but hey, it’s a small price you don’t have to pay to get a country so superb like Canada.

Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

Hear no WW2

A lot of white people are going to be triggered by this — the same ones who complained about Idris Elba being cast as Heimdall in Thor. Or even worse, the ones complaining about how L in the Netflix adaptation of Death Note couldn’t possibly be black, while ignoring the dozens of Japanese characters that have been…

That’s the one I’ve heard before

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

That’s weird. The only thing you’ll typically see at a spring training are a bunch of z’s.

Ugh. If I’m ever eaten by a 23-foot-long reticulated python in the remote village of Salubrio, I hope the villagers who discover me at least have enough respect to film the extraction of my corpse horizontally.

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

How I wish, how I wish I could steer.