Go one better, watch one sideways and the other upside down

“A paleontology firm? ”

Oh video games... How far we still have yet to go.

Can we talk about how horrible the setup and follow-up was for this award? Having YouTube personalities shout “That Dragon, Cancer!” like it’s freaking Doom or something, and then the guy comes up in tears. Then following it up with an actual ad for Doom? Really poor timing and tone all around.

Ahhh ‘Cuck’ is truly quintessential Adam Sandler.

lol my PC’s kerning made your last line look like “lost my dick” and then i did actually lose my dick.

It’s from the remaster.

The police have been instructed to take him alive, so Slappers Only!

Who knows!

Well, once you get to the point where your eyes are obviously bulging, it’s basically going to be that way until you get treatment. It doesn’t typically go away on its own, and without treatment it can become worse, and in really bad cases it can result in permanent eye damage and vision loss, if allowed to go…

Jesus, dude, everyone feels bad enough this morning without you reminding us that a horse died making that movie.

When you’re super powered, they’re more like exclamation marks.

THIRTY SEVEN?!

That’s beautiful, man.

In a row?

“37??!?!”

Pro tip: do not google image search “snowball” with safe search off...

No one cares what you think

The reason goats don’t have front upper teeth is because they chew their cud, so the real chewing is done in the back of the mouth after they essentially throw it back up again:

No, his comment has a reason to be here, I know personally I thought the exact same thing. Just because you don’t want to talk about it doesn’t mean other people don’t. Direct it at youtube? Don’t like it don’t click it? It’s almost like you are comfortable with letting people act like pieces of shit, as long as you…