Every season a new professor..

And the best part is, the kid won’t get cold while he’s trick-or-treating because he’s already inside the tauntaun.

Again, though, the JUSTIN BAILEY code isn’t something inserted by the developer. It’s just a legit combination of readable letters (and blank spaces) that fits a working checksum. If you’re patient enough you can come up with more codes just like it using software to test the checksum.

Err...there’s nothing magic about JUSTIN BAILEY. It abides by the game’s checksum system and isn’t even the “ultimate” Metroid code, since you have to go track down the ice beam.

Red Dead Retirement?

1. A player may not harm the Shield or, through inaction, allow the Shield to come to harm.

Never. Ken Bone is a lover, not a fighter.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

except I don’t hate anyone involved.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

He’s such a Karen!

Let’s just post Parks and Rec gifs? That sounds more fun anyway....

I was thinking the title sounded familiar! You get a star for remembering that Metal/Rescue Heroes exist.

I might've meant that, instead of anime.

I remember “Solbrain” being the title of an obscure anime from the 90's. It had nothing to do with this either. Wonder if they stole that title too.

I was about to comment the same thing, how can you write about flamethrowers without mentioning Turok 2.

I’m afraid most of you will be too young to get this reference. . .

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