Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

He’s such a Karen!

Let’s just post Parks and Rec gifs? That sounds more fun anyway....

I was thinking the title sounded familiar! You get a star for remembering that Metal/Rescue Heroes exist.

I might've meant that, instead of anime.

I remember “Solbrain” being the title of an obscure anime from the 90's. It had nothing to do with this either. Wonder if they stole that title too.

I was about to comment the same thing, how can you write about flamethrowers without mentioning Turok 2.

I’m afraid most of you will be too young to get this reference. . .

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Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

Still connected via SkyNet.

This is most assuredly not a boneheaded decision.

Toriyama was an exceptionally skilled action artist. Probably one of the best.

I hope he caught an ass whooping

This is the best combination of Terry Crews and video games since Super Spice Bros.

He’s like the opposite of bacon.

Correct, though more gets used than you'd think. An episode of Dirty Jobs helped make a batch.