They should have had a truck with a plow zip through right after, clearing the road, followed by dozens of cars because we got places to go, pebbles. Out the damn way.

A game that’s LSPDFR for GTA V, only “moreso” would be great. Add some investigation mechanics, a police storyline, make the random callout system more robust and detailed, you’d have something good.

Next it’ll be hobbyhorse-mounted air guitar. Get some sick vert riding Stickula while shredding the air guitar, Dragonforce-style!

Wreck of the Ralphmund Ralphgerald?

Interstate ‘76 is exactly what I thought of with that picture.

Not impossible, just “right place, right time.” I bought one yesterday at a retail establishment that had four. Woman had just finished putting them out, I walked by (on my way to buy something else) and said I’d take one. Four people behind me seconds later, one was gonna be disappointed.

Depends on the game. I have zero interest in jumping into any sort of JRPG because of the time sink factor. But I recently sunk a considerable amount of time into Mad Max - open world games are My Thing. Give me plenty to do and lot of space to do it in, and let me break it down into chunks where I can jump in and…

Me: “What are those three vertical lines towards the center of the picture? Is it on my monitor?”

I just cannot get excited about Tomb Raider any more. I don’t know why.

Not really...I mean, you drink at dinner, you might crash your car and kill somebody. I enjoy a rainbow and...what? What’s the potential downside?

Pitcher or Catcher? Report!

Wait, I thought we liked immigrants. Which is it?

“Be-er?” was the first thing I thought when I read the article title.

I can’t help but think that if I had filled out this form, it would have read much more like The Onion’s article about the moon landing. A looot more swears due to excitement.

Since the appearance of Ditto - at least in my area - it’s more of a surprise when a Magikarp isn’t a Ditto.

I struggled to maintain focus during this episode, it was extremely dull. I kept flashing back to Peter Griffin: “What the hell is this? For crying out loud, somebody throw a pie!”

“only female POC character”

In fact, forget the dragons!

Link: “Oh boy...”

<Peter Griffin Voice>