My wife was commenting the other day that it had not done much of anything to our data usage, which shocked the hell out of me considering how much I have it open.

Brussels sprouts need to continue to char until they are consumed by fire, but the BBQ Gods will find brussels sprouts to be a displeasing sacrifice.

That’s disappointing. I took my son to see the Godzilla movie from a couple of years ago, and I remember him being pretty bored during all the talky bits.

That’s pretty much the long and short of it.

Oh man, those were the days.

The future is today! Preorders were gone within minutes and the preorders are selling now on eBay for hundreds of dollars.

Interesting. I really like Morningstar Farms’ Spicy Black Bean Burger, I’ll give that a shot.

Kind of neat how geography affects things. This person’s area is lousy with Doduos, and the only one I’ve even seen is one that I hatched.

Like...really really FAST dirt bikes...and give everybody paintball guns.

Did we care? Of course we cared. We’re just not willing to give up something just because a few idiots don’t know how to behave.

Man, if the game’s not out yet in Japan, you’re not gonna find any Pokemon and trying to play it is pointless. Just...you know...STOP. WAIT. Take a trip to another country or something if you need it that bad. Quit trying to get ahead of everybody else in Japan, I can guarantee that any advantage you might have gained…

Oh, they’re not THAT few and far between. Women are every bit as shallow as men, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Beautiful.

Don’t be silly, they’re hammers in disguise.

That’s a pretty good cross-section of my childhood. Imma pick this up and show Pedro Junior how things worked when I was little.

Fake: KuKluxKlam

It’s getting people off their asses and moving around, and bringing people together in a (mostly, but not exclusively) friendly fashion.

It’s terrible and it makes you a horrible racist. Congratulations.

Nah, wasn’t him. He turned himself in and has been cleared.