I wondered when this was going to become A Thing. The future is now! No, now! Damn it, now it’s the past...

Because “modern, progressive society” doesn’t have quite as much influence on reality as a lot of people here hope.

You’re right about the rotisserie chicken. I bought one last week and I was surprised at how good it was.

This, yes. Absolutely contract.

Would be interesting to see if the ACLU’s opinion goes for both parents.

Oh, we don’t just respond like that to women. We have Mentuition and can unpack the tightly condensed message.

You call hamburgers ‘steamed hams?’

Ah, so it’s okay if Chris Matthews says some very inappropriate things about her if she’s married to a Republican. Gotcha. Hey, can I see your feminist card? Thanks.

Hot damn, some good news today was sorely needed. The first game was an awful lot of fun.

Not until he grills me up a Simbaburger. I wanna stand on a big rock and hold it above my head before I eat it.

Not until he grills me up a Simbaburger. I wanna stand on a big rock and hold it above my head before I eat it.

No...no, it’s really not.

Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?

This kind of statement is usually followed up by frothing at another developer who didn’t cater to you and a total lack of recognition of the irony of that.

Normally I roll my eyes at “$15 an hour for fast food workers.” Didn’t even get the damn chicken sandwich right.

Neat concept. I’ll try to remember it when/if it comes out next year.

“In the classic tradition of responsibility-evading white men the world over”

Original article: “You asked: how often should I shower?”

Not my thing (for a number of reasons), but good on you for making it work for him.

It’s the least important pillar to me, so I’m not too concerned.

And of course it doesn’t go the other way.