Try being a 12 month district employee, then see how much sympathy you feel for the teachers who vanish the day after school is out and then come back two days before the next one starts, talking about how great their summer was.

...but you don’t want to pay higher taxes to make that happen, right?

Or, you could just try not being a dick in general.

Eh. If he went for an “independent American woman” you’d be complaining that he didn’t want to marry a foreigner.

...and now for the Playstation 4.5.

But do you have to crow about just how much of an asshole he was straight away? Nobody is deifying him, they’re just toning down the “ha ha, YOU’RE DEAD, GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH! WORST PERSON EVER!” rhetoric for a bit.

I’m...let’s just go with “unfamiliar with the show”...but I recognized the name Kim Fields and thought “wait...really?”

Yup. Either use a lot of protection or take advantage of one of the vast number of other naked things you can do that have no chance of leading to pregnancy.

The timidity of those folks is baffling. All they see is a weapon, and not an incredibly useful tool.

Damned easy to say when it isn’t you looking over that fence.

I certainly don’t mind that my wife makes more than I do - it’s more money to spend, of course - but there’s an incredibly important qualifier to it.

It the intercourse was voluntary...how is that a home invasion? You invited it in. “Yes! You, sir! Please engage in this activity which could lead to my impregnation, regardless of protective measures you or I might take, instead of engaging in one of a number of other activities which will also lead to mutual sexual…

That looks complicated. But I’ll give it a shot.

Those are some admittedly tight arcade games to include, but it seems kind of odd to include a bunch of classic arcade games in a Lego pack. If the graphics had been Lego-ified, it would seem a little less jarring, but that’s just straight up Joust and Gauntlet II I see up there.

Green Wizard needs studs...badly.

Some of us would get diarrhea anyway, pasteurized or not. I find this immensely depressing, because I really like milk and don’t like buying Special Snowflake Brand Almond/Soy Milk.

I understand that there is at least one type of fever for which the only prescription is more cowbell.

If you don’t pay, Bernie Sanders starts stomping through town and takes your stuff. Terrifying. If you made the Trump Whistle, though, he’ll show up and get rid of Sanders. But then you get a huge casino in town, which brings its own set of problems.

Wait wait wait. “Coming soon to PC, Xbox One, and, less importantly, Mac.”

Yeah, it’s nice to see a feel-good story here among all the “GRR! Republicans is bad! Ha ha ha look at how much Donald Trump sucks even though we’re secretly terrified out of our gourds!” stuff.