Should had them thar Boat Nutz chrome plated, for that extra bit of class.

Guys who read Maxim don’t want “progressive?”

Illini fans would be the blorange’s primary customer base.

Where in the hell have the ADS for The Venture Brothers been? I thought it was just plain done, and now there’s a new season in three weeks with no warning whatsoever. I would have thought Adult Swim would be pimping it hard.

My available reading time is short enough without forcing myself to establish Mandatory Diversity Quotas.

Frankly I’m a little surprised they didn’t decide to completely screw Oculus by holding a press conference where they announce the price as $100 or $200 cheaper.

Of course people would be whining about the price tag. I think what he means, though, is that the huge initial “holy shit, that’s FAR too expensive!” outburst would have happened weeks back and not on preorder launch day. You’d still have a hefty group of grumblers, but THIS article would have been written weeks back…

That’s what he’s saying, that there would be fewer available drivers. Uber drivers don’t drive people around out of human kindness, they’re expecting to be adequately compensated for their time.

*sniff* Yes, of course! But only the truly wretchedly poor would buy that cheap-ass, garbage AccuForce model. Complaining about the price of the Oculus Rift? How...plebeian.

$600? Back away, not today, VR lady.

I misread the headline. Completely ignored the word “North” and read “Kotex Says It Has Detonated Its First Hydrogen Bomb.”

Nobody NEEDS an assault microcannon. The second microamendment covers micromuskets and that’s it. Fight the tyranny of the MicroNRA!

Sort of an expensive gamble for the toy company, don’t you think? I still don’t think the target audience here (let’s face it, that target audience is little boys and grown-up boys who can still remember “heroes in a half-shell, turtle power”) would be terribly interested in playing with Pirate April.

All the Hillary candidates only give a shit about one specific woman, so you’re no better off there.

What, in this rather limp set of EOs, would generate conservative tears?

“Amazon Customer Service, how may I help you?”

Sometime it is, so that you don’t NEED a TEAR ASUNDER setting and yet can still get a load of clothes done in under an hour.

“Ma’am, we’ve traced the call. THE PANDA IS IN YOUR HOUSE.”

Eh, don’t worry. Even now, Hillary’s campaign team is working hard to find some crazy way to either garner sympathy (“Well, let’s tell everyone she was born and raised there, it’s not like voters pay attention, and if anyone says otherwise we’ll toss out the misogyny card.”) or blame it on Republicans.

I see a lot of “priors” in there. Might I ask how long the prior program director was in that position?