pedroomalley
PedroOMalley
pedroomalley

The title on the cover of the game says otherwise.

Your wisdom, in selecting October as the finest of birthday months, is undeniable. If I wore a fedora, I’d tip it to you.

Nothing, because PATRIARCHY! Mua ha haa.

Knowing how to spell it is nice. I’m not a fan of “creative” spellings. “Oh, no, you don’t spell it j-a-n-e, it’s spelled Ripple Rum Raisin but pronounced ‘Juh-ay-nuh-eee.’ Yes, with four syllables. Only stupid people who don’t stop to THINK for a second would try to spell it the old way. I’m such a free spirit!!!”

No way. Rigged voting. Bear of the Year is the bear that got to “assault” DiCaprio.

I’m sure your son will be thrilled to receive the 2016 Wooden Stick for Winter Celebration Day.

Why? Y’all make everything else about Yes All Republicans.

They’re two, they’re four, death incarnate.

It’s a buzzword that has to be included, by law.

King sized bed - ye gods, yes. But at some point soon I have to replace the mattress, and...well, the house was empty when we moved the mattress in. Not so much now. Ugh.

Wait, wait, wait, I thought we didn’t want the state intruding into marriage?

Ah, you hate rural white people. Progressive of you there, and very, very telling. And not surprising. Like, at all.

Yep, tell a group of alpha males in the prime of their lives, at peak physical condition, who put themselves in harm’s way on a regular basis, to “keep it in their pants.” Good luck, and continue with that power of positive thinking.

I understand that perfectly well.

Gun owners heard this after Sandy Hook. We also heard legislators saying “we need to confiscate, confiscate, confiscate” when they thought they had microphones turned off.

What, so he can half-ass it as a mayor too?

I nominate Marvin Kuzak.

Prequel: The Slightly Peckish Games.

I can imagine there’s quite a bit of fine tuning skill involved, and think about how long the good doctor has had to hone his technique! He has the benefit of a fresh crop of babies constantly rotating through as well, ours age out of the program. Just when you start creeping up to that 95th percentile of getting it

This smacks of “there’s no way he can win...right guys? RIGHT?!?!!? Hillary will win, honest she will!”