I get a small amount of amusement when I hit the “skip ad” button before the ad even begins to tell me what the product is. Oh, congrats, you just wasted an ad impression! I have absolutely no idea what you were trying to sell. You want me to find out, you better tell me what it was in the first five seconds...

YES. Yes, yes, yes. Wife says “I can make it from scratch for you” and I reply “Thanks but no, don’t go to the trouble - it has to be the canned stuff.”

But then we get wistful posts about “where did all the ‘manly’ men go?” Can’t win.

Or the classic, “I’m all for the Second Amendment, but...”

Or doing anything particularly worthy of being called “heroic” as far as I can tell...

I think men do comprehend that all women aren’t supermodels, I’m not sure where the confusion comes from. Some guys will only settle for 10/10, most guys don’t require that.

Apparently this is a “big deal.”

Oh wow, Hartnell and Troughton have black-and-white interiors. That’s some attention to detail right there.

Eh. The orgasm you get is sufficient thanks. “Entitled” women are a real turn-off.

It’d be your own fault for having a wedding on a golf course, everybody knows that’s his natural habitat.

No, it really isn’t.

My favorite pen is the Rick Hinderer Extreme Duty Pen.

My favorite pen is the Rick Hinderer Extreme Duty Pen.

No, the green thing. I must admit I thought it was for....another purpose until I saw what it actually was.

Truth, hadn’t thought of that. If the thief can’t drive stick, he isn’t stealing your car. Unless he has a friend nearby who can.

I’m 38. I saw ESB in the theaters at some point and was nuts about the AT-AT walkers. I’m not going to claim I saw it when it came out, but it had to be in a theater sometime before Jedi - I remember hearing a radio blurb, on the car ride home from seeing ESB, stating that there would be a third movie and flipped out.…

“Kassi added that she thought ‘every single old feminist deserves a year-long stay at a remote spa and a white male Republican butler scrubbing their toilets ’til they sparkle.’”

I bought an xbox one and set it up last weekend. My saga:

Impressive work. Wonder how well it goes over with people who don’t know it is CG?

Train Simulator (which my son loves, and I usually let him pick out a few new trains when there’s a Steam sale) ain’t got nothing on Star Citizen.

If (say) MM’s girlfriend had sex with him as often as desired, walking in on her watching porn could be pretty hot. If she normally turned him down, I could see where watching her get off to porn (but not with him) would put a bit of a damper on the ol’ self-esteem.