This individual kinda makes me want to become a Captain Planet villain. Call me VeeDub Exhaust. Pollute, my minions! POLLUTE!

It tickles the heck out of me as well. I thought my hatred of Red Delicious was irrational, and it is so good to see others who feel the same way.

Zestar! I had a bag of those a couple of weeks ago. I didn’t think they necessarily had anything over Honeycrisp, but they were pretty much as good as Honeycrisp, which in itself is a MASSIVE compliment.

How about “no charges on the stipulation that she receive mental health treatment.” If her phobia is bad enough that she nearly killed her child, we can’t just ruffle her hair and say “run along, you rascal.” Spiders aren’t uncommon, and she’s just proven that she’s a legitimate danger to herself and others due to…

Method of dealing with the situation instead of simply prancing around it. Once she Got It Out There, she could figure out how to proceed.

“Hey, you entered into this monogamous relationship with me. You can only have sex with me, but I don’t want to have sex with you, therefore...get friendly with your right hand” doesn’t seem particularly reasonable either.

Why do they always assume the knife is supposed to be for hurting somebody?

One of the innumerable joys in life is putting holes in inanimate objects. I can appreciate that you don’t like guns. That’s fine. I have the right to own them, there’s nothing you can do about it, and your comfort is not my concern.