i read to the end. I think I deserve a star

Let’s add my dream car to that list. I love yellow cars.

NASCAR is criminally underrated on Drew’s list because of the BYOB factor. You can bring in a cooler up to a certain size (the geometry restrictions mean you can bring about 30 cans, plus ice) with whatever you like as long as you don’t have glass.

I need one of these in my life.

It’s ok to like whatever you want. But it’s also good to give everything a fair chance. You might discover that others also make pretty things that work, sometimes, even better. But if you never go outside your bubble, you’ll never find out.

Plot twist: That’s not his kid.

No, you’re supposed to be scoring, at home.

If the kids are screaming, maybe you should stop juggling them.

Find the documentary “The Crash Reel” and watch it. It’s an incredible look in to the world of extreme skiing and snowboarding, and it’s an amazing piece of work.

I’m pretty sure >I< like cars more than girls

You seem like the type of “mindset” that purposely misses the trashcan so that a Janitor can pick it up for you....

Two great Yelp reviews I saw recently:

Saw my first real boob in that car. Mammaries Memories.

A real slap in the nutsack from Father Time, to be sure.

I feel that the stresses of the election have caused Hamilton to mentally regress into a sophomore poli-sci student.

I...I like John Wall. He certainly didn’t look scared of whatshisface, which is what I look for when judging a loudmouth.

RCR GrowlVoiceGuy and his awful ‘songwriter’ partner don’t need compliments. I have never watched videos featuring people who loved themselves and the sound of their own voices more than those two.

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.

Only a dumbass would pay taxes if there was a method in which they could get away with not doing so. Welcome to the tax code, it’s convoluted for a reason; and that is, so that the politicians that created the thing and all it’s modifications can take advantage of whatever they want. If regular citizens take advantage…

I’m sticking with Porsh... for the same reason I don’t say Foltsvogen...