Like dad used to say - “son, never do 100 yard sprints in a 90 yard gym.”

Ginger Beer is no less a basic ingredient than Coca-Cola.

I can’t stand it when people refer to their car by internal chassis code, their engine by its code, and so on.

My only problem with the critisim, is that it avoids every other extreme caricature in the show to make its base point.

To be sure, I, too, was stoked about the potential for biting commentary. Haven’t purchased yet...manuscripts to be written *sniffle*...but still looking forward to playing.

Did the drone get taken out during the 3rd quarter overtime points negation race, or was it after the 7th inning stretch when everyone sang “Take me out to the stage race”?

I’ll stick with Everybody’s Golf/Hot Shots Golf thank you very much.

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

You have a choice:

Ashley Wagner should stay ready as an alternate.... from the screenshot above, I think they might all drown.

Nah gas is/was cheap in NJ, I had to take my kid to practice there a few times a week last year from DE and would always wait to get gas on NJ days. The BJ’s there won’t tell you buy you can buy discounted gas there without a membership, it’s rarely busy, and the attendants are quick.

It’s a shame, because while the main story was inventive and highly enjoyable, I had no incentive to do anything in the single-player world when it was done, other than a mundane search for pointless collectibles. I would have liked to see more.

Maybe she can get Arby’s to be a sponsor.

I meant microtransactions specifically. Not video games as a whole. Government regulation will auto-magically make it a better choice for developers not to put them in to the game in the first place. For example if government mandates that if you can buy loot boxes game has to be labeled AO (Adults Only) and…

Don’t buy the game.

Then why even bring it up? What’s the point of saying it? If she for some reason can’t play on Japanese stick (I’m still skeptical of this claim) then that should be that. What’s the point of saying ‘well to be fair’ because that implies that there’s anything reasonable in what she did. People only use ‘well to be…

You ever gone to Albany and had their steamed hams?

Typical Deadspin. Nobody appreciates the gravity of this story. Least of all Perkins or Kennedy.

Holy hell, I forgot what a disaster that map was. Ugh.