He admitted to considering his bat a weapon. A player with a history of throwing his bat with intent to injure, who has been suspected of deliberately hitting catchers with his backswing, who goes ballistic at the drop of a hat, just talked about hurting people with his bat. You should be super proud of that shitheel.

Throwing a baseball bat at a pitcher could never cause bodily harm.

Saw this flipping between several sporting events. The next three or four minutes saw an open-net shot hit the goalpost from point blank, then New England hit the crossbar on another bad miss (though they were offside) and a cross skip just past an attacker. It was fucking contagious.

Flag for offside is up until the whistle then horizontal to indicate middle of field (or angled up or down for far/near). Flag for goal kick is horizontal. As he booted it a mile out the AR’s flag never would have gone up for out of bounds. I never saw an angle showing the AR, but the signals aren’t as easy to mix up…

This is wrong and obviously unethical. You bought the car; you engaged the autopilot; you assume the risk. The person outside of your car did not agree to be killed by your car.

In fairness, he traded for Melvin Upton Jr. If he’d traded for Melvin Upton, that would have been a bigger news story.

Do you see those lines on the ground in the pictures? Pretty self-explanatory.

And yet you remain totally silent on the biggest doper, Steve Rogers. GEE I WONDER WHY?! #stooge #biased #benghazi #cover-up #america

You neglected to mention that 22 men suffered irreversible brain damage during that so-called boring and meaningless sequence.

I feel like one’s likeability is significantly affected by their willingness to send thugs to the home of a witness’ parents for the purpose of intimidation. No?

A rotation with potential, a weak bullpen, and a pretty great offense got the Red Sox into last place.

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Has to be the Lakers. The epicenter of garbage celebrity. If we’re just picking the worst half dozen fans, the Manson murders were probably committed in purple and gold. If you’re allowed to offset good with bad (I assume not, or Damon would have counteracted Affleck and the exercise becomes exceedingly complicated),…

“I’d like to grab your back, back, back, back, backside.”

Since the story is actually that the Jets’ SECURITY DIRECTOR was embarrassingly ignorant of who is allowed on the sidelines EVERY GAME, this should be filed under LOLJets.

Technically they celebrated after losing 8-1 in the second half of a doubleheader, after clinching the division with a 15-2 win in the first half of said doubleheader. But I respect your decision to use the more pithy description.