Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!

I’m just waiting to find out that Carson is really just a white guy in black face that was dreamed up by the Republican party.

Lordy. All of those bricks appear to have come from the game two nights ago, so it’s not like they just cherrypicked the worst shots they could find.

At least now when I yell out “Kobe!” when shooting anything into a garbage can it will be realistic.

I have a job I actually rather like and that I’m pretty good at. I’ll have a much better-paying one with the same people if I pass. But yes, you’re generally correct.

The study, recently published in the incredibly awesome-sounding journalEmotion, looked at law school grads waiting for the results of the California bar exam they took in July 2013.

Pretty sure that those who failed the bar exam ended up becoming poor waiters.

I was in the latter group for the three months between the time I took the bar and the time I found out I passed. I worried constantly and I vowed not to take it again if I failed, and to find something else to do with my life. There have been many times over the last 23 years when I wished I had failed.

I knew Bobby McFerrin was a goddamn liar.

I am incredibly pessimistic, but that doesn’t mean I am unhappy. People think that because I am actively preparing myself for the absolute worst, I am a miserable. Most of the time, the worst thing possible DOESN’T happen, so I am incredibly happy about whatever the outcome is, even if it isn’t ideal.

Whenever I…

That’s just the population of Kansas City, Missouri. KC stradles the staye line of MO and KS, there is also Kansas City, KS. 2.5 million live in metro area