I live in the bible belt. Every. Single. Person. has some sort of bible scripture as their email signature at my public school job. I'm going to assume the science lessons include quite a bit of air quotes and uses of the phrase "just a theory"

Actually, it's about ethics in pre-draft rankings.

I also liked that play Tom. But here'e a Pro-Tip: "that sweep play where he comes darting across backfield from the slot position." is called a jet sweep. Seems easier.