Why are you here. Go away.

I totally started crying when I realized they were playing Callie’s song last night. It’s had its ups and downs but the last 3 seasons have been really good, I love the show by god, screw the haters.

Stouts, barrel-aged stuff, fancier Belgians I try to let warm up a bit.

I did have an ostensibly vegetarian coworker tell me it was fine to put chicken broth in the stuffing I was making for a potluck, as long as I didn’t have chunks of meat. 

I love cows. They’re extremely tasty.

My dad is practically vegan (except for an occasional bowl of ice cream or some cheese) and my husband’s BFF is vegan, and I have a go-to chili recipe that’s really easy and tasty. Saute onion/carrot/garlic/bell pepper until soft, add two cans of beans (red and white, black and red, whatever) and a can or pouch of…

Making crispy cheese discs at home is pretty easy. A slightly greasy nonstick pan and a handful of shredded cheese (shredded seems to work better than slices, I dunno why), and then you just let it melt and get gooey and turn over if desired. Great for topping burgers. Parmesan makes nice crisps; other cheeses tend to…

I’m a queer lady born in 1981 and I knew that. I feel like you may have been not paying attention. It’s become more of a chronic, manageable illness, which is not nothing but it’s definitely not a death sentence.

I have heard her music, I’m aware of Cindi, and I did note that he was trying to be funny.

There aren’t great, exact statistics available, but it’s closer to 95%; that said, if you are straight, I don’t think you can really project that on to LGBT people. I’m queer myself and it kind of sucks to have my identity assumed.

I’m not saying it’s a good thing, just that there are people who identify that way.

Yes, because nobody blinks when opposite-sex romance, attraction or sexuality is public. It’s assumed to be normal or the default. And nobody is sharing details here — her saying she’s dated both men and women does not give you any particular bedroom details.

Are you one of those dudes who thinks “makeup” = heavy lipstick and eyeliner?

I know you’re trying to be funny, but it’s in recognition of multiple genders, including nonbinary, gender non-conforming and trans people. 

That is a Thing, you know. People who say they need to be fully attracted to people’s intelligence before they can sleep with them.

Some writers do read and reply to comments, it’s not really that big of a deal but it shows that they either don’t care that much or aren’t paid enough to care (or maybe are too busy to care).

Yeah, I don’t want to dismiss anyone’s trauma either, but that seems... less like trauma and more like manipulation? Like this guy is using the language of trauma to get what he wants, which is super shitty if true.

It’s also scat, not skat.

They leave their car unlocked. Which is a stupid thing to do, especially with the keys in it.

Yeah, I’ve never heard that at a real-life wedding, and in Illinois, after you’ve filed for a marriage license only the officiant needs to sign it.