I *have* had makeup sex. But that was more in the early days of marriage when we were still horny all the time.

Yeah, it’s still sort of fascinating and horrifying all at once. I understand why, but it would’ve been so interesting to hear Beba’s recollections.

I’ve never been a bridesmaid. I thought my best friend was going to ask me, but instead I did a reading.

All excellent choices.

really doubling down there, eh Wilford?

*looks down at bunny slippers* thanks!

Toy Story, Dark City, Benny + Joon, Real Genius

I mean, I’ve never considered myself a millennial, but according to Pew I am :P But it’s not like that changes dramatically when I look at my friends who were born 1, 5 or even 10 years later.

This is a bullshit study that doesn’t actually measure an ability to cook and your headline is bad.

’Cause you’re an adult now?

I worked at a Chuck E Cheese in high school, AMA.

775, according to Wikipedia.

There are still way more Family Videos left in the western suburbs of Chicago than you would ever expect. Apparently there are still 775 locations in the US, mostly in the Midwest.

Yes exactly - women who have been repeatedly, loudly, threateningly questioned about WHY or what a BITCH they’re being etc etc need tactics like these sometimes. Do not think that being in public is a deterrent to major assholes. It’s Shroedinger’s Rapist - unfortunately, enough guys ARE potential threats that…

Well, and I had my CC number stolen once from a restaurant -- because there was a data breach and hundreds of thousands of numbers got stolen. Had nothing to do with a sketchy server.

I’ve done this at restaurants, but it does make me feel a bit put on the spot if they’re watching me enter the tip. 

Um. Have you read the Bible? Jesus was a brown dude for sure, a Middle Eastern Jew whose family fit right in when they fled to Egypt.

Yeah, those look just like the wedges from the hot bar at the grocery store, next to the fried chicken.

There were instructions to break the urns in order, I believe.

There are two, at last count - one in Wood Dale (straight west of O’Hare) and one in Elk Grove Village (on the NW corner of O’Hare). Dave Raymond retained the rights to open up to 3 restaurants under that name, and also has a catering company. It is so good.