FINALLY.

FINALLY.

He reminded me of Vince Noir without the charm or fashion sense.

He reminded me of Vince Noir without the charm or fashion sense.

Right now I'm inside your mom and sister simultaneously. That two-headed robot dick attachment is paying dividends.

Right now I'm inside your mom and sister simultaneously. That two-headed robot dick attachment is paying dividends.

I don't know if this is true, but I heard somewhere that Dane Cook likes to eat his own turds while listening to the Carpenters and crying like a three year old child who was abandoned at the mall by his parents.

I don't know if this is true, but I heard somewhere that Dane Cook likes to eat his own turds while listening to the Carpenters and crying like a three year old child who was abandoned at the mall by his parents.

I don't know if this is true, but I heard somewhere that Dane Cook likes to eat his own turds while listening to the Carpenters and crying like a three year old child who was abandoned at the mall by his parents.

I believe that this is week 212 of Amelie not including herself on the list.

I believe that this is week 212 of Amelie not including herself on the list.

Welp. I agree with Tyler Perry.

Welp. I agree with Tyler Perry.

My favorite part is where he recycled lines from The West Wing for his Academy Award® winning The Social Network screenplay.

My favorite part is where he recycled lines from The West Wing for his Academy Award® winning The Social Network screenplay.

Someone, somewhere, is spankin' it to this. Oh, I mean other than Sorkin.

Someone, somewhere, is spankin' it to this. Oh, I mean other than Sorkin.

I don't recall a song where he rape raps. To which song(s) are you referring?

I don't recall a song where he rape raps. To which song(s) are you referring?

You…I like you.