pedanticdouchebag--disqus
Pedantic Douchebag
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You…I like you.

Something something beating a dead horse blah blah meh.

Something something beating a dead horse blah blah meh.

Have we decided on the math yet? I have Broadcast News + Sports Night ÷ MSNBC.

Have we decided on the math yet? I have Broadcast News + Sports Night ÷ MSNBC.

You're making a big leap from him bragging about being sexually skilled/giving pleasure to that actually being true. I'm not saying it isn't, but some rappers tend to be unreliable narrators.

You're making a big leap from him bragging about being sexually skilled/giving pleasure to that actually being true. I'm not saying it isn't, but some rappers tend to be unreliable narrators.

I wonder if he will use this release as a platform to subtly describe how large his penis is, and how skilled he is at giving women of all types sexual pleasure.

I wonder if he will use this release as a platform to subtly describe how large his penis is, and how skilled he is at giving women of all types sexual pleasure.

Totally agree. But the scene with Jessica was kind of awesome.

Totally agree. But the scene with Jessica was kind of awesome.

His bulgy veins tell me that he likes to do pre-take push-ups and/or lifting.

His bulgy veins tell me that he likes to do pre-take push-ups and/or lifting.

I think they're supposed to act as juxtaposition about Pam and Tara; but they're just muddled.

I think they're supposed to act as juxtaposition about Pam and Tara; but they're just muddled.

Calling it now: Steve Newlin is a Sanguinista mole/agent provocateur. Someone please note this in the log. Thanks.

Calling it now: Steve Newlin is a Sanguinista mole/agent provocateur. Someone please note this in the log. Thanks.

Casting Sam Fisher:

Casting Sam Fisher:

Welp. There goes my "George W. Bush is Azor Ahai" theory.