Welp. There goes my "George W. Bush is Azor Ahai" theory.

"Hey, Michael? So, we just now noticed that you removed some important adjectives from the film's title. We should talk about that." - an executive at Paramount, probably

"Hey, Michael? So, we just now noticed that you removed some important adjectives from the film's title. We should talk about that." - an executive at Paramount, probably

No bet.

No bet.

Go back to the playground, Will. SPEND MOST OF YOUR DAYS THERE. You can afford bodyguards now, no one will bother you.

Go back to the playground, Will. SPEND MOST OF YOUR DAYS THERE. You can afford bodyguards now, no one will bother you.

Right? In the context of the show, a person whose head is on a pike on Joffrey's wall is was one of the good guys. It seems that people will find any excuse nowadays to clutch their pearls and exclaim "well, I NEVER!"

Right? In the context of the show, a person whose head is on a pike on Joffrey's wall is was one of the good guys. It seems that people will find any excuse nowadays to clutch their pearls and exclaim "well, I NEVER!"

Most of the skinny girls I know drink vodka; mainly to wash down the Adderall.

Most of the skinny girls I know drink vodka; mainly to wash down the Adderall.

"Hey, a guy we know to be dead is at the cargo bay hatch. Yeah, he's all bent up, like a contortionist yogi. WELP, BETTER OPEN UP THE DOORS AND LET HIM ONTO THE SHIP."

"Hey, a guy we know to be dead is at the cargo bay hatch. Yeah, he's all bent up, like a contortionist yogi. WELP, BETTER OPEN UP THE DOORS AND LET HIM ONTO THE SHIP."

True. I've left that part of my life behind, like so many broken lirpas…

True. I've left that part of my life behind, like so many broken lirpas…

::bounces excitedly::

::bounces excitedly::

"All the zombies are still alive, and they live in a church!"

"All the zombies are still alive, and they live in a church!"

Something something facehugger.