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Danzigs are empirical, Axl Roses are theoretical and changeable.

Danzigs are empirical, Axl Roses are theoretical and changeable.

Eh. This is only about 2.3 Danzigs worth of news.

Eh. This is only about 2.3 Danzigs worth of news.

And yet my The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis musical lies fallow.

And yet my The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis musical lies fallow.

I'll be in my bunk.

I'll be in my bunk.

The driver of the 18 wheeler? ELIZABETH TAYLOR'S GHOST!

The driver of the 18 wheeler? ELIZABETH TAYLOR'S GHOST!

Notta Bit Creative.

Notta Bit Creative.

Right? It has aliens! And gadgets! And celebrities! SO much cooler than the boring reform Judaism and white bread Christian stuff I grew up on.

Right? It has aliens! And gadgets! And celebrities! SO much cooler than the boring reform Judaism and white bread Christian stuff I grew up on.

I heard she left to spend more time fighting Xenu with her family.

I heard she left to spend more time fighting Xenu with her family.

Two words, "SyFy": Space Pirates. That's all you had to fucking do.

One hopes. Depends on how slow a week it was.

One hopes. Depends on how slow a week it was.