Go to your room, Kathie Lee. No, leave the wine here.

Go to your room, Kathie Lee. No, leave the wine here.

"this is awful" ≠ "hater"

"this is awful" ≠ "hater"

Can we please get Nicole Kidman's face superimposed over all Holocaust documentary footage? Thanks.

Can we please get Nicole Kidman's face superimposed over all Holocaust documentary footage? Thanks.

Frank Darabont over The Walking Dead. (AMC fired him—and the show improved.)

Frank Darabont over The Walking Dead. (AMC fired him—and the show improved.)

I fucking hate it when I agree with this shit. I'm going back to bed.

I fucking hate it when I agree with this shit. I'm going back to bed.

Good. The world needs more of your giggles, dear.

Good. The world needs more of your giggles, dear.

Just when I thought he had reached the bottom of the moron barrel, he bursts through and digs deeper. Great job, Kevin.

Just when I thought he had reached the bottom of the moron barrel, he bursts through and digs deeper. Great job, Kevin.

I think this only applies to Marines who are postal workers, but I'll ask around.

I think this only applies to Marines who are postal workers, but I'll ask around.

Dammit. I dislike Nathan Rabin and Morgan Spurlock pretty equally.

Great interview. A minor quibble: there's no such thing as an "ex-Marine". We like to refer to ourselves as former, dead, or disgraced.

Great interview. A minor quibble: there's no such thing as an "ex-Marine". We like to refer to ourselves as former, dead, or disgraced.

You truly live up to your mother's merkin.