You truly live up to your mother's merkin.

ITT: Casual hipster racism and self-hating women.

ITT: Casual hipster racism and self-hating women.

Adorable. Y'all must get your white sheets bleached at the same whorehouse.

Adorable. Y'all must get your white sheets bleached at the same whorehouse.

Yes. Do that.

Yet another week where Amelie left herself of this list. Hack.

Todd: there's no "upon" in Ozymandias. Just "Look on". Common error.

Painfully unfunny. And I love Patton.

With the election coming up? Mittens vs. Obama? No fucking way, guys.

B+? Pssssh. Any episode of any TV show involving a shadowy pussydemon should get at least an A-.

Just think how annoying he'll be in a few years, once he goes the Full Brando.

Watch it, then you can have an informed opinion. Me telling you my opinion of a film means shit. I was using it as a point of reference, nothing more.

True. but it's a milestone of general shittiness that many people can understand and relate to when discussing the relative shittiness of other shitty things, so it's quite useful for that purpose.


Oh, and Ben? I loved The Town. And congrats on the new baby!

If by "recently" you mean "seven years ago by the blogger Adrian stole the story from", yeah.

If this was a B-, I can only imagine that David would give Gigli a C+.

Look, I can't be the only person thinking this, so I'll just say it: for a nanosecond, I thought Walter and Bolivia were gonna bang.

Wow, you know lots of words. And you seem to have used them all at once.

I'm…I'm gonna need a minute to catch my breath. You guys go on without me.

No.