Gosh, judging from only his Twitter feed, Kurt Sutter seems like a balanced, well-adjusted, zen kind of guy.

If so, June’s living in a huge Manhattan apartment on a barista’s salary: kind of the Friends dream, after all.

Me: "Yeah, I'd play that video game. Maybe."

looks up at the address bar, wonders how a reddit pun thread made its way onto AV Club

I suppose it's safe to say that Black Brick Top Limehouse got his pound (or ten) of flesh from Blue Eyed Big Baby Head Quarles.

Words! So unimportant.

I think Chris Lilley has that covered. Literally.

Hopefully the Art Guys have copyrighted their film-worthy ideas.

I figure at some point, Roger's just gonna stop carrying cash.

Don't forget: Stannis and Melisandre have registered for baby gifts at Bed, Bath, and OMFG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COMING OUT OF HER??!??

I guess it's cool that Lorne Michaels has now fulfilled his dream of having five young English* guys simultaneously sucking his cock.

I love her, but hate Fred Armisen with the white hot heat of a thousand suns. I'm glad to have something involving her that is "Fred free" to enjoy.

I hate to admit it, but…Chevy might have a good point about Jeff's magical speeches.

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse raping my television while "Higher" by Creed plays in the background.

I was pleasantly surprised by this film. I'm not a huge fan of hockey, or any of the actors except for Schreiber, but I enjoyed everything about it. Especially Allison Pill.

Don't confront them; they'll upgrade to scallywags.

CBS, eh. More like Cock Balls Slurp, right?

On my father's side.

…what?

Would it blow your mind if I was neither a novelty account, or a "he"?