"We all have dogs"? Amelie kinda lives in her own little world, huh?

So, if she got that role, he was going to leave you for her? Weird.

"He doesn't seem like he needs the money as much as Louis." - guy trying to justify torrenting this

I wanna get one of those cargo loader exosuits, and chuck him out of an airlock. Please?

Ugh. It's like a choice between being stabbed to death with a dull knife, or dying slowly from a gutshot.

It's great that she can make Russell Brand look like the thoughtful, sensitive one. Shocker they didn't last.

My dear, please try not think about ICP. Okay?

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Welcome to False Dichotomy Theatre, where tonight we present Creating Drama For Page Clicks, with your hosts Steven "I'll Pretend Not To Like Community And Take A Bullet For The Team" Hyden and Todd "I'll Play Along, It'll Be Fun!" VanDerWerff. Sigh.

Probably the most violent play I've ever worked on, and I've done both Macbeth and Hansel and Gretel: The Puppet Musical.

I wonder if NBC gets a "hiring the mentally disabled" tax credit for employing Jessica Simpson.

"Recent" adaptations of The Shadow and The Phantom? Sean, have you been time traveling again?

I'd Carla her Gugino, if you know what I mean.

"And the whole time, Norman and his mother were actually in a church, surrounded by loved ones! Roll credits. Hey, where is everyone going? This meeting isn't over!"

More like Courtney HATE, right? Guys?

Looked at from a certain angle, this is the first film in Gibson's "Historical Accuracy? Fuck That Shit, Nerds" trilogy.

Internet comments on reviews. If someone goes to read a review of a show they haven't watched, complaining about spoilers seems a bit disingenuous.

For internet comments, I say 48 hours; 72 for finales.

Yeah. This is like a delicious steak covered in grape jelly.

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