pedanticdouchebag--disqus
Pedantic Douchebag
pedanticdouchebag--disqus

It's great that you're typing random words on the Internet.

It's fascinating how the definition of the word "misogynist" seems to morph into whatever the person using it needs at that moment. It's like a mimic octopus being controlled by an idiot.

I honestly didn't think any topic could beat Kony/Invisible Children in the Concern Trolling Olympics. Yay Internet!

You aren't good at words, got it.

Good to know! But how do you feel about Sinéad O'Connor?

Shoulda used the monkey as the Benihana chef.

Do you live in a universe where you can plug your brain directly into your television or monitor? Are you in the Matrix?

He left the show. Wasn't getting in a lot of sketches, and had another opportunity. Apparently it was amicable.

Gosh. You sure showed me! I can only surmise that you'll use this momentum to make all of your hopes and dreams come true.

Armisen is to Hader as Pippen is to Jordan

"So many different kinds of desserts…what if I get fat?"

Exactly. Armisen isn't the funniest guy on any show, ever. He has all the humor of Stalin's mustache trimmer.

Film "critic".

To be fair, none of the Monty Python guys were ACTUAL knights of the round table.

Did anyone else print this out and tape it to the mirror in the bathroom, as a self esteem builder? No, just me and The Pive?

Disqus: for when you occasionally want to scream at a text box.

The characters being questioned possessed nearly as many facial expressions as an overly botoxed rhinoceros.

You should. It can be fun with the right partner(s).

Yep. I imagine that the kind of person who would be surprised by Quarles dying might also find peekaboo to be a tension builder.

The election story has been a non-starter for me. If Leslie does lose, having Paul Rudd occasionally pop up as a city council nemesis could possibly be interesting.