"Check the anus!"

I think the phrase "Dadaist non sequitur" might actually BE a Dadaist non sequitur.

This year, the comedy is the one that was the beneficiary of such a strategy last year, and that’s Happy Endings, which might be TV’s most purely funny show.

Seeing this wonderful show compared with the hot mess that is Portlandia…wow. That caused me actual pain.

laid into him with a rancor

Go on…

FINALLY, a movie about Greek myths will get the Big Butts it deserves!

Eh. It was okay. I thought Vandal Savage was underwritten and underperformed. Also Savage is immortal, he's been around for thousands of years, been behind numerous succesful evil plots in history…and he didn't have a backup plan in case his awesome tactic of NOT killing Batman (the guy whose plan he stole in the…

A "B"? David gave the recent Lindsay Lohan SNL the same grade, which makes me wonder if he's suffered some kind of traumatic brain injury.

Something something trees SUVs printers something.

How can we be sure that it isn't?

"Is there some way we can take the unfunny mess that is Tim and Eric, and somehow make it really homophobic and misogynistic?"

This would seem to be a case of "bullet dodged" for the show.

The Walking Dead reminds me of my horrible family, but you don't hear me whining.

Frank who?

Second most awkward moment: "Lorne, can I pleeeeeeease host the show? Pleeeeeease? I'll bring you that 'Lindsay hater' demo that you love!"

Nice try, CafeMom.com PR person.

I…just don't have the words.

And I'm so glad I did.

I don't dislike Billy's hosting job out of cynicism or dickishness; I dislike it because it was hacky, largely recycled, and terribly unfunny. It was like watching the exact kind of Borscht Belt comedians he used to make fun of. He has become that which he once mocked, a terrible fate for any comedian. The blackface…