The Paltrow/RDJ bit was a "brilliant commentary on the awfulness of awards show banter"? Yeah, that's a load of GOOP.

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Drinking Game: Every time Billy Crystal can't make a facial expression due to his awful plastic surgery, take a shot. Warning: have IV fluids (thiamin and glucose) and an oxygen tank/mask on hand in case of alcohol poisoning.

Playing Superman was the "biggest movie role in the world"? Really?

Does a Rabin C+ = a Normal Person A-?

Maybe now OJ Simpson has the juice to release the duet he and Nicole did of "Mack The Knife".

Crazy Person: "EVERY PLANT IN THAT GARDEN IS MADE OF POISON!"

I love Patton. That said, this show sounds awful. But I'm prepared to be wrong. puts on diaper

Yeah. I went from being bullied as an elementary/middle schooler, to growing into a muscular high schooler, and becoming the designated bully beater; which basically means I bullied bullies. Didn't solve shit, and created problems for me.

Poor Harvey. He always seems to forget to bribe the right people at the right time.

My preference is for entertainment news that ignores reality TV and fashion. I recently cancelled my Entertainment Weekly subscription, after having it for almost fifteen years. EW has basically become a slightly less shallow version of People or Us.

If you can't believe a guy who shortens his name to just three letters, who CAN you believe?

Flagged for "ebaumsworld".

Capitalism, motherfuckers. You'd prefer to wait in line for scratchy toilet paper while chewing beet flavored bubble gum? In Soviet Russia, prices raise YOU!

A search engine trolling YouTube for suspects, you say?

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I think makeup just doesn't help him; his huge ego is like the event horizon of a black hole, and bends the light around him, causing him to look like a lich. Or he might just be a lich.

You've typed words from the very television show being discussed, just as did the reviewer above! Well done!

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