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They get paid more than they usually do for less effort, so, yes.

I accidentally watched about ten minutes of the Young Turks the other day. I guess Current puts them on to make Olbermann look better.

He's Mustaches Ahead.

Here's why this is a good thing: it focuses a large number of shitty filmmakers on ONE project, as opposed to them working on a wider variety of projects, and infecting them. Think of it like a film hack honeypot.

They're both fans of Amelie's articles? They truly deserve one another.

I guess "nifty" equals "buggy beyond belief".

I like Bill Maher's name for today, the Flowers and Candy for Blowjobs Exchange Program.

Why do you hate little people so much? Did they stop making your favorite cookies?

We get this piece of shit, yet we're still waiting for History of the World, Part 2? Jews In Space, motherfuckers. Screw you, Hollyweird.

Aren't there like, ten Murray brothers? Use one of them, Dan. C'MON, MAN, BRING IT.

Gosh, thanks, Dirty Gray Knight of Concern!

Ah. That makes sense. And thanks! I've been doing lunges.

Your parents were going to abort you, but I wouldn't loan them the money. You're welcome!

Robert Goulet is well known for being a musical theatre actor; Pat Boone is well known for doing covers of R&B (read: black) songs sanitized for white teenagers back in the 1950s, thus my comment comparing Karmin to him.

Never back down. Never surrender. Fuck 'em if they can't take it.

He was, and he laughed. Because he's male, and allowed to be fat, I guess.

>Actually they're best known on YouTube for covering Look At Me Now (I corrected that)

You must laugh a lot. Like, at cars backfiring, and rotting meat.