I'm sad that Karmin didn't do any of their Pat Boone-esque hip-hop covers on the show. The world needs to see that evil, so that it can be destroyed.

I'm currently in a deep relationship with my housecarl in Skyrim, but I'll keep that in mind.

That sentence gave me three headaches. I'm serious.

I feel like explaining this to you would do more harm than good.

Misogyny might be a trend with nerd podcasters; on a recent Nerdist BBC America special, Jonah Ray made a crack about how "we all have a shot with Adele". Because FAT, I guess.

It's weird that you're talking to your wife via an AV Club thread.

Oh, Kevin Smith is involved? Let me just never set my DVR.

Sad. But…maybe Dolly Parton can have her song back now.

Oh, good. Another justification for my online piracy.

I'll bet there are years worth of pizza crumbs in that beard. YEARS.

"Awesomesauce", Genevieve? Sigh.

You're the worst. Hey, why are you pointing that gun at me?

Julie Klausner is the Britta Perry of comedy. And Jenna Elfman is the Xenu of comedy.

Will someone PLEASE just give Patton Oswalt a time machine and a shovel? Thanks.

A RADIOACTIVE Lexus, maybe? Nah, probably a radioactive Maserati Spyder.

Inorite? I'm fucking awesome, Blossom.

The Denis Leary "unitard" line made my fucking day.

It's a work in progress. I'll try to let you know when I publish.

How interesting…you're "insulting" me by calling me the pejorative that I chose for my own username. How very Br'er Fox of you.

You seem to be having a conversation with yourself, responding to cherrypicked things that I said, but completely out of context. I'm not interested in having that sort of conversation, ever. Best of luck.