>"I’ve gotten really used to S.Mouse now"

The Good Wife…so, no.

He's Canadian. "Gosh" is a loanword from the native Canadian language, "OhSure".

The Good Wife is a "90s throwback legal drama"? Is this a joke about The Practice? This has gotta be a joke about The Practice. Right?

"Gosh. Is there a way we could get Kristen in more sketches this week? Also, we need to do more to highlight the lack of ethnic diversity within the cast."

Just kind of…meh. It felt like they just repurposed Californication scripts, using some weird find/replace method. I'm disappointed, as I like the actors involved.

Someone with a time machine really needs to go back and find out why Lorne Michaels hates black women so much. I mean, they have black women in Canada, right? Maybe Pam Grier spurned his clumsy advances at a party back in the 70s.

Did anyone else stumble into this thread hoping it was about Todd VanDerWerff at the TCAs? No? Just me?

I hear she loves video games, frozen pizza, and cuddling FAT DUDES.

>I was worried that Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein might be running out of ways to skewer the clueless and/or cool.

I remember people saying that about Jerry Springer way back when. I enjoyed ruining it for them by pointing out that the "guests" were probably actors, or at least following a script. Schadenfreude loses its sweetness when it's based on a performance, I suppose.

Prediction: Cumberbatch will be playing a robot butler gone mad, MAD I SAY!

My main memory of this film is from working at an art house theater in Houston, Texas; little old ladies would sit through the ENTIRE film, then march up to the box office and demand a refund:

Not NEARLY enough "sunglasses perched ever so gently on the back of the head".

See, I kinda knew going in they were gonna stop the train…because SCIENCE.

"Pixar made it? JIZZ FOUNTAINS ALL AROUND!!!"

I had said that it was like James Bond fucked The Matrix; I like yours better.

>Well, I wouldn't make that kind of criticism about TV shows.

Ah, Lux. You're my favorite.

Well deserved.