The troll on the YouTube comments…awesome. "This is totally a ripoff of LOTR, u guise!"

Today I learned that Amelie finds borderline child pornography more tolerable than Joe Rogan. The More You Know! RAINBOWMOTHERFUCKER

And before flash mobs, way before Improv Everywhere, there was the Cacophony Society, and before them, the Suicide Club.

I seem to recall a subplot about a girlfriend of Sonny's having a "too small" vagina, and getting help from a friendly plastic surgeon in Vegas…

Best Prop, Inanimate Object, or Non-Humanoid Creature:

AV Club Writer That You Learn The Hard Way You Shouldn't Drink A Beverage While Reading Their Work: Sean O'Neal. Especially not fizzy drinks, they hurt more when you snortlaugh, and the bubbles shoot through your nose.

"Tickets" was a phenomenal piece of television, if only because it forced me to regard Dane Cook as being ever so slightly human. That's some serious magic.

Oddly, because I read WAY too much about cell phone security for work, that's one of the most believeable Batgadgets I've seen.

Nope. Dick Clark, in a wheelchair, with Hawking's speech synthesizer, co-hosting with Ed McMahon's poltergeist, or NUTHIN'!

As the first two (the original and the remake) featured exactly ZERO titans clashing, there better fuckin' be some wrathful titans in this one, Zeusdammit.

This is sad, but makes a certain amount of sense."Enlightened" is probably pretty cheap, and it's more likely than the other three to be award bait. "Hung" was probably approaching a contract payout spot, and "How To Make It" mainly appeals to a demographic not known for watching much TV; ditto "Bored to Death". And…

Sideways, but, yeah. Hard to unsee. I guess we're lucky Selina Kyle isn't played by Tubgirl (do NOT google that, seriously).

Or, perhaps it hints that Selina knows Bruce…has a night job.

They actually sold them on the Fox TV store when this aired; I actually give one…somewhere. I'm pretty sure some enterprising Etsy seller makes them.

Yessum.

It's his eyes…his dead, soulless eyes.

Here's hoping no one who works for the Astros has ever seen the Jetsons.

I know a few rockets scientists socially; I've had to explain the importance of deodorant to one, and why unprotected sex with random women is dangerous to another. Being schooled in physics and ballistics doesn't make you smart about everything, even common knowledge subjects.

Shhhh…SOPA bots.

They really, REALLY need a crematorium hookup, ala Sons of Anarchy.