Yeah, as Sean mentions, Harold and Kumar kinda have this niche covered.

I love that the Hoodie Cave is still unexplained. I hope it's never explained, and I can just go on believing that it's the product of a closed temporal loop.

So, you're saying that my usage of "sellout" is similar to the modern, accepted, and yes, incorrect usage of words such as "bemused", "plethora", "pristine", "peruse", and "nonplussed"?

True story: that bulldog is Jason Statham in a mocap suit.

Fun fact: the word "sellout" can also be used to describe a panderer.

David Cross is the Larry the Cable Guy of the left; the main difference is that David doesn't even "thinly veil" his bigotry. That said, I'd rather have a slightly dull tent stake slowly driven into my brain than listen to any Larry the Cable Guy, ever.

If you're going to criticize my use of personification, and completely misread/misconstrue my statement, you probably want to consider not using "ROFL" as your punchline. Makes me picture you as a nine year old girl arguing on a NeoPets forum.

"Masterful". Exactly. So, would you define "masterful with disguises" as being "better drag than a drunk frat guy at a Bosom Buddies themed kegger circa 1981"?

Right? At least they did a better job with steampunk than Bieber.

Yeah, they lost me with Sherlock Holmes in bad drag.

That particular story? Yes. My world, such as it is, doesn't stoop to worshiping weak writing, even from one of my favorite authors.

Being faithful to banal material isn't something to be defended.

After doing three of these shitpiles (plus the Scary Movie where he played Auto-Fellatio Wheelchair Guy) he can shut up about Larry the Cable Guy. Two sides of the same sellout coin.

To GHOST DEATH?

"I'd like Doctor Who more if it weren't for that stupid blue box, those awful accents, and all the time travel."

I'm confused…he stopped crowd-surfing some years back because he risked being touched by women he wasn't related/married to, now he violates the Talmud by having a razor close to his skin, and gives a shout-out to a female masseuse on Twitter. Hrmmm.

Fun fact: on the oven manufacturer's (BlueStar) website, they have that color, but it isn't purple, it's "blue lilac". But then you lose the "purple range" joke.

Nice, but add some bold:

I love you. Unashamedly.

I believe Will said it best during his conversation with Wendy: "Only in Cook County."