I notice that a lot actually; you have to wonder if their writing staffs just don't communicate specifics about bits they're going to run. I imagine the deadlines and production pace don't allow for that.

The difference between them: when interviewing scumbags and egotists, Stewart is Barbara Walters, and Colbert is Colbert.

I've always liked Colbert better, but could never really figure out why…until last week. Watching Stewart give Bono a sloppy handjob, all I could think of is how Colbert would slyly skewer a pompous, narcissistic ass like Bono.

"Jam" them.

Bane: "Periwinkle Blue?"
Batman: "CONTUSION PURPLE!"

Did you watch that video before posting the link? It looks like bad video recorded on a phone, of a television. Awful.

I've always played with a lesbian couple in my Life car.

Just so I understand, you are stating that a situation in which two nerds are chasing a fat bully with a sword…"wouldn't have been sitcom-y"?

Ah, of course! Thanks!

Dear Leonard and Sheldon: when you have a bully trespassing in your apartment, call the police! Or attack him with your Game of Thrones sword.

Seriously, if only to try and figure out what "DS" means. He called the "10" DS. Dead Sexy?

NBC will never sell it, but someone will. I haven't wanted a poster this much since I was twelve, and begged for a HUGE Empire Strikes Back poster. It took up half the wall of my room!

I watched this with a friend who a) loves Glee, and b) has only seen a few epidodes of Community before, and, um…I think it broke Glee for her. She was laughing a lot at first, then when it was over, mumbled something like "seriously, what ARE sectionals?" then got really drunk.

No thanks, Duke; I'm sweet enough.

Me too. I play with some friends, and I go negative names a lot. My friends hate me, did I mention that?

"We're dead, and we live in a CHURCH!"

Roux is out of fashion? Gosh. I use it in like, 50% of my dishes. Quelle horreur!

STEAKS, GET IT?

You, sir, are NO Linda Lavin! Hmph!

I like to imagine you singing me Woody Guthrie songs as I fall asleep.