Oh, Amelie…you're the Japanese attack on the Pearl Harbor of my heart.

A-fucking-men.

More Winston and Schmidt, less everything else. Also, the next writer who uses the "word" ADORKABLE in reference to this show or Zooey is getting a punch in the rumballs. Looking at you, writers of Entertainment Weakly*.

The AVC "best of 2011" list is sponsored by Chevrolet. CHEVROLET. Ha.

In this case, I think it's a question of "possibly hipstery band middle America has actually heard of"; but I agree with you.

Please tell me I'm not the only moron who searched for "kitten folds a t-shirt" videos after watching this. Please?

I can't decide between G.I. Joe's "and knowing is half the battle!" or NBC's "The More You Know" with rainbow and pleasant music…

Zach: it's Hunnam, not Hunman. Oddly, it's spelled correctly in the photo caption.

>By thinking back to his homeland of Australia?
Wait a second…are you telling me that he was born in the Newcastle located in Australia, and not the one in England? Weird!

"He's mine."

The editing on this show is both wonderful and subtle. For example, the cut to the child's drawing of the heart on what would be the "stay little valentine, stay" part of the song, and cutting from Saul saying "Abu Nazir has someone inside the US government", to Carrie's face, to the vice president on the TV.

You spelled "I LOVE COCK" wrong.

Men and women can be just friends, without snogging and shagging. Seriously. "When Harry Met Sally" was full of shit.

The Marshall b-plot was just STUPID. He's a lawyer! The kid took a picture of his own penis with a STOLEN CELL PHONE. Jack McCoy couldn't make that charge stick.

Does that vagina-numbing spray actually exist? Asking for a friend.

Walken, duh.

You lost me at "Mo’Nique".

Hey, does your coffee taste like poison? Please go check. I'll wait.

Give me a fucking sniper rifle, and the "reporter" a ten second head start.

Balloons filled with urine + a dark theater + backlit target group = YAY!