Anyone have a deodorant suggestion? Please help. Keep in mind due to my anxiety disorder I smell like a pizza pigeon that died inside an onion that was later sliced open by a mortician.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww why is this the hill you wanna die on

Yeah, we all know how easy and fun it is to get that sweet, sweet rape accusation money.

We told our son they only have sugar cereal in Florida 🙄😜

She turned to him when she was bored in her relationship with Mr. Peanutbutter.

Hot take: Portrait tattoos are always bad.

I NEED the scary stories this year. There’s got to be something more horrifying than reality.

I agree. Especially for the sake of the kids—I’m mixed, and I had a racist grandfather (he had the decency to die off when I was a teenager); even our comparatively brief visits were painful because I knew I was only being tolerated. Kids shouldn’t have to deal with relatives who only tolerate them, in their own home.…

Worst Case Scenario: Jimmy Fallon runs 4 hours of pre-show “entertainment”, then when that is finally over we get to watch another Patriots Super-Bowl win, with halftime “entertainment” by Justin Timberlake.

This horrifies me, as a dog lover & pit bull mom. I find the maltreatment this breed suffers heartbreaking. Posting a pic of pup and me just because.

I spent the whole weekend in comfy clothes without makeup. It was glorious. The amount of effort and money spent on looking maintained can be used playing with my dogs or sending it to a charity that rescues dogs or buying cute dog related toys and such. Basically, time and money on nails/looking pretty is better…

No, I’m sorry. The answer is racism. Racism is the reason people voted for Trump. Thanks for playing though.

They bring it up so often! It’s the eleventy seventh anniversary of Travis the Chimp ripping a woman’s face off! We check in exclusively with how she’s doing! Since the attack of Travis the Chimp, we check on how exotic pet laws have changed in Connecticut!

Sabrina the teenage bitch

She might just not want to need to defend her actions in the context of feminism. I’m a feminist and I have a job where I get naked. That doesn’t mean I want to argue with every random asshole who thinks my job makes me anti-feminism. It gets exhausting.

I am the man credited on the film “9/11” as “Based on the Play ‘Elevator.’” My name is Patrick Carson, and I very much need to set the record straight as to my participation.

There is nothing wrong with shelters that deal specifically with strays and abused / neglected animals, etc. and not surrenders. The problem is with the people who don’t put the time and effort into finding an appropriate place to take on their pet if they are unable (or don’t want) to keep them. What someone does…

I’ve never heard of this before. It’s like they’re saying “I’m not vanilla! I’m Tahitian vanilla.” Girl, same. Sit down.

No. It is not a thing. Not being attracted to people until you get to know them is also not an unusual thing. It is something made up on tumblr to make themselves feel special about something that is truly not. All of which would be ignored by the wide world as some internet silliness, except they like to parade…