you’re doing good work here.

honestly, the thumb and the pinkie together are more important than a ring finger or a middle (aside from bird flipping, which is Very Important).

my friends and I each got a letter for the word meow on the inside of our lips. so when we stand in a line we spell meow.

NSB has that nickname because of the currents of the water. Sharks like to nap there because they can remain stationary- the movement of the water over their gills keeps them breathing while they snooze. And then they get stepped on by surfers. So, probably a grumpy sleepy shark that doesn’t know what is stepping on…

my little sister isn’t old enough to buy booze yet and she once stole my nice scotch and drank it with Pepsi Max (somehow this is even more shameful than regular Pepsi).

he is smizing!

asos actually has some really cute and affordable clunky 90s style boots. I've had mine for two years and they have held up nicely.

FIVE STARS WOULD WATCH

no....

also be careful if you take a lot or take them too frequently they'll fuck with your short term memory. also it increases your risk of seizure if you go from taking a lot to none. my doc prescribed me Ativan in high school and didn't tell me either of those things and it would've been very helpful. also also do NOT…

very good kinja 5 stars such gif

I'm never going to let go of that plot line. I wants it.

we all know Charles and Wills don't have much to contribute

I, for one, do not mind the largeness of that image in the slightest.

I think it's a non Kardashian. Faux kardashian? fauxdashian?

I know they loved each other deeply and built a life together but that fact will always squick me out.

I’m about to disappear until I consume every episode of Netflix’s new documentary series, Making a Murderer. I’ve heard it is fantastic and that shit is so right up my alley it’s basically the street I live on.

wrapping is a crucial part of pet gift giving. how else to maintain the surprise?

you've been handing out some really excellent love and advice tonight.

you take that fucking break, bb. take it for the rest of your life if you need to. those lecherous people have demonstrated so many times over that they don't deserve you. so many hugs.