take your dog elsewhere. I worked in animal rescue and pet care for years and have heard horror stories.

this is so fucking good. If anyone is bailing on A&H over this, it's really for the best.

no idea about the $100 sandwich, but they used to sell inappropriate candy like penis pops and now they don't anymore.

I will proudly stand to the left. Yelp is building a culture in which every dickweed with a smartphone believes they are a food critic. Yelp takes word of mouth and basically monetizes it. Do you know anyone who has had to deal with Yelp on the business end of things? You can pay them to remove bad reviews. They will…

it's fantastic. Really good, creative food. And a few of my friends are there, so go, and tip well!

I want to photoshop him into fishnets and bombard him with the images on Twitter.

it's funny, OITNB is one of the few shows I can think of where the supporting cast is infinitely more compelling than the protagonist.

you guys are adorable! Have fun, you crazy kids!

a+ you are incredible

I know that lightbulb moment. I'm glad you had yours, and hope you are happy and safe now.

ugh, that was the worst part about college for me. I moved out of the dorms midway through freshman year and got a cat not long after.

I'm just teasing you.

Uma just gave up mascara for the day you leave my goddess wife out of this!

holy shit I'm so dumb I just realized

ahh, get a squirt gun then.

are they below you? Can you dump a bucket of water out the window? Used to work for me when the alley cats would go into heat.

Marry me.

the Leo of my imagination is basically a young Jack Nicholson, so the fanfic- I mean, tabloids- I'd write would be more along the lines of

oh my God, I would too. I'd be a giggling, awkward mess. But I highly doubt two people who are very accustomed to celebrity would say that to each other. It just seems absurd.

yeah. I have a lot of tattoos and some of them are kinda bootleg, but even I am cringing a little bit over the kanji and the armband.