Correct. Tesla’s ‘Autopilot’ and FSD are just Level 2 systems, no matter how they are marketed or able to be used

Killing people that don’t buy into his bullshit is very on-brand for Elmo.

The trick, dear Porsche, is to have the spolier rise above the brake light:

I’m always a little astounded by the apparent lack of Google skills people have.

Hundreds of thousands of redblock-equipped Volvos would beg to differ. As do their whiteblock successors.

Outside of the Mercedes 300D, Toyota Hilux, and some 4th-gen Civics, there aren’t a lot of cars out there that can survive 200K+ miles at all, let alone without major powertrain rebuilds and replacements. The three batteries ain’t bad at all, but I’m kind of surprised by the motor replacements. 

Except in a gasser, the fuel tank and lines are a tiny fraction of the powertrain cost while an EV’s battery is a huge chunk of the total vehicle value. 

“This sedan is so light! Look it’s only the same weight as a full size truck!”

Not mentioned in this article but previously reported by Jalopnik in 2022 (https://jalopnik.com/one-tesla-model-s-has-gone-nearly-1-million-miles-and-n-1848362945),

Murdering your potential customers is an ineffective sales technique. Even my local KIA dealer stopped doing that.

I don’t know what you are on about, from the Tesla web site:

The other problem is finding repair shops that will repair to sub-micron tolerances.

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve read on Jalopnik all year (and that’s saying a lot). The “extremely lopsided on paper” comment completely OMITS what was admitted in the very first paragraph: the Cybertruck is towing a copy of the car it’s racing!

Shhhhh. Hush now. Let’s all spend some time with this 2.7 RS.

Coolest thing about the C4 ZR-1 is that the fenders don’t just flare out more - the body of the car is stretched from the inside. Look at the distance between brake lights between a ZR1 (left) and a base C4 (right). -pic from some guy on a corvette forum

No - ALL planes land at the end of every flight, the only questions being where and in what condition

[furiously searches for crucifix]

Bentley needs to be more like Koenigsegg and build a car that’s so slow it only needs a one-speed transmission. Very irresponsible.

Why an eight speed?

I respect the RATM lyric reference in the sub-headline.