This is why I promised my wife I’d never snort rails off another woman’s boobs in our wedding vows.

The article does say he was married. 

What, so men can’t have hobbies anymore?

They’re even better in winter. The ability to start my Crosstrek from my office (from the Subaru app), 10 minutes before I leave work on a -25C day is a game changer. With the app, I can set the climate control and come out to a warm engine and warm vehicle. 

Your Alfa Romeo started?

I personally think they looks stunning in person. But as always, looks are subjective.

The majority of US states allow open carry of guns with zero permits required.

“I put my car in reverse and it went forward, I stepped on the brake and it went faster. I pressed the brake even more and it just kept going faster! I plan to sue Kia because their car was messed up." 

In the driver’s defense, in Australia the pedals are reversed. And “D” is Reverse, while “R” is Drive. And the seats face backwards. And that koala dosed me with something!

A solid 9 in the vehicular handstand competition. Didn’t entirely stick the dismount though.

What the actual fuck was this person thinking? If they were unaware of the propane tank in the back, what the actual fuck was the person who left it there thinking?

How?

That explosion turned it into a widebody Charger.

“Thinks “Brake” should be “break””

That is your takeaway from all this? How does it feel to be dead inside and unintentionally make those around you hate their life.

Really all the rest stops along the Jersey Turnpike are the worst in the world. Want to wait in a 20-minute line to fuel up while sleepy pump attendants meander around and then another 20 minutes to get some crappy food or Starbucks drink and another 10 minutes in line to take a leak before hitting the road? The NJ…

“Aquatic hyper loop”

Monorail!

I’m not saying this isn’t doable but there are going to be some significant challenges when that canal hits the Rockies