Not forgiving the (alleged) Altima here, but I strongly agree.  They have set up a major “Look Over Here!” sideshow on one side of the road, and then parked a vehicle directly in the opposite lane with what appears to be no warning whatsoever?  Not hard to think one would be distracted by all the flashing lights on…

I don’t know the situation but was thinking the same thing. Why was the guy with the roll-off on the other side of the median, with the bed down and no flashers/flares behind his truck?

Also, I’ll give  the officer credit for reactions.  As the wreck happened, the officer turned and started running towards the car almost before it landed.  Others around were still trying to process what happened and this officer was already in full motion heading to the scene.  Impressive.

Both the flying car and the target car were reported to be Nissan Altimas. Wonder what that means.

Not Billy Joel, because we know he didn’t start the fire.

Keep a second bottle of water beside the first to put out the fire, dummy!

How are they in the wet, though? I know they say that there’s never one drop of rain on Arrakis. But what if a God-Emperor spends a thousand years terraforming the planet, turning it into a luxurious paradise, but clamping down on the production of the Spice and strangling the potential of the human species? If that…

They were wearing spanx.

It was cinnamon, with cheesecake frosting.

First, you don’t want cops shooting people, and now you don’t want them running them over, too? If you keep boxing them in like this, they’ll have nothing left but to actually do their jobs!

ACAB.

“Riding a moped on the highway is life threatening. So if I catch you doing it, I’m going to threaten your life.” — officer friendly

Actually they rarely do. For example, in CA where the Dems have an ironclad majority, there is no jerrymeandering because districting is decided by a bipartisan independent commission.

They also found footage of the crew member parking their vehicle earlier that morning

Fuck.

“bed-wetting snow flake totalitarians”

All the leftists that own and operate the auto-manufacturing industry? And paragon of conservative values Ed Markey is rising up to stop them?

Oh, so *that’s* why Teslas don’t have AM radios - that Elon is a notorious leftist.

You certainly said words there.