My first thought too, lol. That skimmer probably isn’t up to the task of removing a car. Not to mention you probably want to drain and replace the water, maybe an acid wash, clean the equipment, I don’t think the pumps and filters were meant to handle gasoline and oil and stuff.

And they have LOTS of it to throw.

Even in $100 bills, that would weigh over 550 tons. The internet tells me that a standard Brinks armored truck can hold about half a billion. So you’ll need 100 of those trucks lined up outside, plus all the necessary forklifts and stuff to move the pallets around.

Looks like a really interesting place to be. I bet the view of the night sky is pretty amazing from way out there. 4 hours to the nearest “town” is pretty darn remote.

I used to live on the coast, liveaboard in a marina on the ICW. One of the highlights of the year was the offshore fishing tournaments, with tons of these fast offshore center consoles idling past on their way out to the ocean (and a race to the gulf stream to fish and race back). Most had like 4x250 outboards. One of…

No, we shouldn’t investigate it. Absolutely not. It was days ago. Let’s just move on.

Could they just stop Android Auto trying to open my Pandora every single time I connect, even if it’s turned off on my phone and the car is set to FM? Or am I just a moron?

I’m pretty sure you’re just an ozone generator salesman, but I’m still considering buying one.

Whoever is whitest will win that argument for sure.

I dunno, he’s certainly in the running, but I think Boebert and Greene are giving him a run for his money.

There’s definitely some dissolved dirt and stuff in the oceans and lakes. It’s close enough.

The Z4 is on my list of “I’m gonna buy one to take the wife on dates and road trips once the kids get older”. Also included are some sort of Porsche Boxster or 911, an S2000, or maybe an Alfa Romeo if they ever make a new roadster (I want to drive, not wrench on a 1985 Spider, although I love them dearly and have…

The only cop I know of in my family killed himself in a parking lot after they found out he was embezzling. Sooo....

Anything that can fuck you up for life in the blink of an eye deserves respect. 

This would be hilarious. Imagine the clips they could generate.

Sometimes I feel bad for all the really, really great gymnasts who had the misfortune of being approximately the same age as the GOAT. They’re all playing for 2nd place and they must know it.

That’s not a boat. That’s a floating engine.

Must’ve remembered wrong, it was clinchers, Conti Supersonics. I was probably pushing the envelope on the tire recommended pressure, but that’s fine on the track since you’re not gonna hit a pothole. Might’ve been 155 or something, they list it at 150.

I blew a latex tube in a track bike tire (at the velodrome, natch) at like 165psi or something (you run high pressures at the velodrome because it’s smooth enough to be faster).

With no working bilge system I’m extremely surprised it hasn’t sank already. They must have some sort of temporary pumps set up, no way a ship that size doesn’t take on some amount of water just in a normal day.