Donate it to a good place, like Green Drop or something.

Republicans will not hesitate a millisecond to get rid of the filibuster (for stuff they haven’t already gotten rid of it for) as soon as it benefits them.

You could've just covered this with "never tweet" but I guess that's probably not long enough for your editors.

I’ve seen (I wish I was exaggerating) like 100 different Bernie memes this week on various platforms (mostly Reddit) and I don't think a single one was misogynistic. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. A Democrat is in office for like 6 seconds and we're already all at each other's throats about complete nonsense.

My first thought about multiple articles per day shouldn't be "what the fuck is this?" But here we are.

My father in law had a receptionist at work test positive. They tested the entire company with rapid tests and all were negative, so I figured even with the high false negative rate it was unlikely that out of like 20 people it wouldn't have been wrong every single time. But I didn't do the math. It's been weeks and…

I think if your form is good you're not allowed to call it Cross Fit anymore.

Seriously, wtf is going on here? The headline seems extremely incongruous with 95% of the actual article. But then at the end, after saying how well qualified these people are, etc, they tack on that the announcement didn’t specifically call out trans women? Which still doesn’t make any sense with the headline, which…

And the technology exists to allow the cars to be a source in times of need, if people want them to be, make a little money with their cars.

Like, if I was trying to write a setup for that meme, I couldn’t have done better.

Months.

Yeah, I haven’t done this (my wife disagrees that it’s fine) but if they were locked in a running car with keyless entry, my 4 year old couldn’t do any harm. They’d have to press the brake pedal to release the electronic parking brake and/or to shift out of park (it’ll auto remove the brake when you start moving, I…

Definitely looks fake. They didn’t slow the car footage down properly like you need to do when using model cars. It reacts way too quickly to the ice and it just doesn’t have the momentum that it should have.

This is a really weird take.

62! 62 unanswered texts! Wow!

As is your right. I think it’s in Article III Section 2.

Yeah, I think the takeaway is “it would be up to the courts to decide”.

By population you'd expect like 6 or 7 I think. Meanwhile there's a ton of white men when you'd expect like 20 I think.

And it might actually be able to come first and happen without the other part, according to some people who know things.

Nobody paints new cars, it's not a thing. It's definitely a wrap.