My first thought about multiple articles per day shouldn't be "what the fuck is this?" But here we are.

My father in law had a receptionist at work test positive. They tested the entire company with rapid tests and all were negative, so I figured even with the high false negative rate it was unlikely that out of like 20 people it wouldn't have been wrong every single time. But I didn't do the math. It's been weeks and…

I think if your form is good you're not allowed to call it Cross Fit anymore.

Nintendo is gonna smack them down so hard. Buy one now if you want it I guess.

Seriously, wtf is going on here? The headline seems extremely incongruous with 95% of the actual article. But then at the end, after saying how well qualified these people are, etc, they tack on that the announcement didn’t specifically call out trans women? Which still doesn’t make any sense with the headline, which…

It’s like the Republicans still think it’s 1895. US Steel is still in Pittsburgh, but they only employ 4700 people. The vast, vast majority of the economy is higher education, healthcare, and services.

And the technology exists to allow the cars to be a source in times of need, if people want them to be, make a little money with their cars.

Like, if I was trying to write a setup for that meme, I couldn’t have done better.

He looks poor. 

I’ve tried Chrome, Brave, and DuckDuckGo on Android. I’ve stuck with Brave. Its build in script blocking and stuff is very, very good, and the built in ad blocking is superb.

Months.

Yeah, I haven’t done this (my wife disagrees that it’s fine) but if they were locked in a running car with keyless entry, my 4 year old couldn’t do any harm. They’d have to press the brake pedal to release the electronic parking brake and/or to shift out of park (it’ll auto remove the brake when you start moving, I…

Definitely looks fake. They didn’t slow the car footage down properly like you need to do when using model cars. It reacts way too quickly to the ice and it just doesn’t have the momentum that it should have.

This is a really weird take.

62! 62 unanswered texts! Wow!

As is your right. I think it’s in Article III Section 2.

Yeah, I think the takeaway is “it would be up to the courts to decide”.

Our latest consoles are PS3 and Xbox360. We’re mostly computer gamers, the PS3 was used as a blu-ray player sometimes, but now it’s just in the garage gathering dust (sorry, I know that wasn’t one of the options). But the 360 we still use the kinect a lot to play kinect games, the kids love it.

By population you'd expect like 6 or 7 I think. Meanwhile there's a ton of white men when you'd expect like 20 I think.

And it might actually be able to come first and happen without the other part, according to some people who know things.