It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

I’m curious, did you think that interpreter was doing a good job? She seemed flustered, and was taking kind of a long time to translate, wasn’t really keeping things flowing. Maybe English and that language are so different that it’s difficult to convey meaning and stuff?

RIP to those folks without Netflix but with kids, who are now going to watch one episode of Boss Baby Back in Business, and then realize they’ve doomed themselves to either watching that single episode on repeat for the foreseeable future or subscribing to Netflix.

I was impressed they managed to squeeze an error into so few words, and in the headline no less, but maybe it's a thing?

I started this both times kinja decided to publish it because it's so fucking true.

Those morons from St Louis or whatever with the guns, who got their professional lives wrecked and are getting charged with crimes I’m pretty sure, are gonna speak at the RNC? Are you serious? That’s absolutely insane.

What kind of standards are they constructed to? Well, for one thing, the fronts not supposed to fall off, I can tell you that.

So you’re saying the front fell off, and now they’re going to tow it outside the environment?

PG&E sucks, for sure, they’re a terrible example of what an IOU can be (I’ve worked with good ones and terrible ones).

If you have a system that works 99.99% of the time, a human, even a highly trained one paid specifically to monitor it, is gonna zone out after a few minutes. Train engineers, power plant operators, grid operators, airplane pilots, etc. They all have systems to keep them engaged and help them transition. And they all…

There really is an xkcd for everything. The one from today was hilarious.

holy shit that’s a helluva list of contributors. Looks like it’ll have both Funbag and WYTS. Those two are almost worth it already. I don’t generally pay for my media, but that’s tempting for sure.

I have trouble even figuring out the current enforcement mechanism for this limit.

Yeah, I think you’re right. It’s more like “I’m not racist, I shared a taxi with a black guy once because it was raining and there were no taxis and I needed to get to the airport.”

I legit don’t know, is coordinating your campaign with your opponent against the rules? Because it feels like it probably should be.

If someone shooting up the place was actually his concern, they could very easily have everyone pull their mask down outside in a designated space in view of the security cameras, and then pull it back up.

I asked some guy at the vet today if he could please actually wear his mask (had it down for minutes) and needing to unlock his iPhone was his excuse. Then he later told me I need to educate myself on the virus, blah blah blah. People just can't handle living in society.

My wife just got me a Universal Yums. I haven’t gotten my first box yet, but I’m super excited. I love random food from around the world. I spend $100 in World Market (to be fair, that’s like 3 items) whenever we go.

Seriously? The quotes were for clarity in the middle of the sentence. If you were supposed to put the quotes they would’ve almost certainly said (with quotes) or double quoted it. You must be new to the computer and internet I assume. Welcome. It’s fun. If you put quotes into a search engine it’s a literal search, not…

Don’t use quotes, come on, are you new to the internet? Never used google before?