I’m sorry, I’m mostly just blown away by the 90 minute each way trip to your daughter’s home soccer field. I’m guessing that’s at least twice a month? I hope to god they didn’t practice there daily.

I did Jiu Jitsu when I was much younger, and all of the chokes in that are aren’t air chokes (or shouldn’t be, because those cause damage, in addition to taking fucking forever) but blood chokes. And yes, you can pass out VERY quickly if someone does it full, as I learned a couple times grappling. I wouldn’t want to…

IANAL but those three elements look pretty easily provable here. I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t charge her.... I just can’t imagine....

I live in Southeast PA and I can list like 5 nearby McDonalds, 4 Taco Bells, a few Chic-Fil-A (and I don’t even eat there), Wendy’s, etc by memory.

My wife has a 2010 CX-7 crossover. I have a 2010 Speed 3. In PA hers is a wagon and I believe mine is a sedan? I'd have to double check. They get registered at the same time since we moved here with both of them, and they used to not put the model on the documents, so I'd have to check the VIN to see which document…

If literally anyone else murdered someone on camera and they knew exactly who it was, they wouldn't wait at all. They'd go pick them up immediately and charge them very soon after.

You pasted the same link twice, but I’m assuming the second is probably Peggy Noonan talking about Joe Paterno riots?

And Burr is still under investigation because despite being a Republican he’s on Trump’s bad side.

Same, but I also kind of like eating the original style chalky TUMS, which my wife can’t stand, so maybe it’s a texture thing that some of us like but some of us don’t.

I want to marry this thread.

The low frame rate in the GIF is making this even creepier.

Big yikes

I was at Target for diapers (in SE PA, hard hit area).

Yeah, we were in the market for a minivan when it all hit. I’m still working, still making 100% of my salary, but my wife has nowhere to drive to, I have nowhere to go, we have no reason to buy a new car.

If you’ve ever worked at a big corporation, the different divisions and stuff charge each other for shit all the time. Since they all have individual budgets it kind of makes sense, you have to keep track of it somehow. If Division A builds stuff that Division B wants, A can’t just send 100 units to B for free, then…

My dad (Ole Musky [literally no one calls him that]) was a fucking weirdo.

Musk does a better job hiding his racism I think.

Your takeaway is correct, but by firing her he failed to protect the company. They're gonna get their ass sued now. This is pretty clearly illegal to fire her for, and they didn't even do a good job pretending it was some other reason like most companies would 

I had a stash of N95 dusk masks (no valve, those are more expensive and I’m a cheapskate) from before.

My wife and I enjoy this franchise, but we’re falling behind. We haven’t watched more than like 2 episodes of the sailing one. And I like sailing. I’m not sure what it’s missing, or if we’re just not in the mood.